All,

We hope that this message finds you enjoying the holiday season. If you would, we’d love for you to join us in song:

On the twelfth day of venture, my VC gave to me . . .

Twelve partners ‘um-ing’

Eleven LPs griping

Ten files for keeping

Nine EAs prancing

Eight aids for bilking,

Seven interns grinning

Six cliche’ sayings

FIVE PITCH DECK “DINGS”

Four worn-out Birds

Three swag pens

Two emoji loves

and a term sheet with attached fees

Happy holidays! We’re looking forward to a brighter 2021.

– The AngelSpan Team